And now, the generic fantasy novel, in less than a hundred words:
He was young and scrappy, from some forgotten backwater where they had never heard of foreshadowing or heroic tropes. He took up his sword and killed a great many people unlucky enough not to have last names.
Unfortunately, he was never put out of his misery. Instead he went on to enjoy a great career of being a pest to everyone who got in his way.
The other six books follow in the same vein.